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The Small Cocks Matter Funny Pun Hoodie is made for people who like their humour bold, cheeky and impossible to ignore. With its bright graphic styling and shameless pun, this is the kind of funny hoodie that gets laughs at the pub, on nights out and during any weekend that calls for a bit of banter. If you are looking for an offensive hoodie, rude hoodie or outrageous hoodie that stands out from the crowd, this design delivers the perfect mix of silly humour and attention grabbing style.Made using the trusted Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend hoodie, it combines a cosy 50 percent cotton and 50 percent polyester fabric that feels soft while still being durable enough for regular wear. The medium heavy material is ideal for colder days, while the classic unisex fit keeps things easy and comfortable from morning to night. A double lined hood with matching drawcord adds extra structure, the kangaroo pouch pocket keeps your hands warm, and the ribbed cuffs and hem help the hoodie hold its shape over time. The smooth fabric surface also helps the print stay crisp, bold and vibrant wear after wear.This novelty hoodie is perfect for gifting, wearing on a lads weekend or turning up in style when the dress code is funnier the better. It works brilliantly as an embarrassing stag hoodie, funny stag hoodie or stag do hoodie for anyone who wants to bring maximum laughs without sacrificing comfort. Made for adults and produced to meet key safety and compliance requirements, it is more than just a joke piece. It is a wearable conversation starter built for warmth, quality and full on ridiculous energy.EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Ir
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