The Small Tits Matter tee is cheeky hen do humour done right playful, empowering and guaranteed to get laughs from the first prosecco to the last blurry Uber home. With bold block colours and a no nonsense message, this one celebrates confidence over cup size and owning exactly who you are.Perfect for the bride tribe, the main character or the mate who’s always first on the dance floor, this tee is built for bottomless brunches, bar crawls, airport pints and those group photos that absolutely will resurface. Loud enough to turn heads but light hearted enough to keep it fun.Printed on soft premium cotton with a relaxed unisex fit, it’s comfy, flattering and ready for all day drinking. Available in a range of colours so the whole hen party can match or mix it up depending on the vibe.Product features 100% cotton (solid colors) with medium-weight fabric for year-round comfort Classic crew neckline and relaxed fit for easy everyday wear Twill shoulder tape and tubular knit reduce stretching and improve durability Print produced using DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main design to ensure crisp, detailed artwork Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced US cotton Care instructions Non-chlorine: bleach as needed Do not iron Do not dryclean Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) Tumble dry: low heat EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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