Bring instant laughs to the stag do with the Stop Staring at My Tits Stag Do Tee. Featuring a bold vintage-style bird graphic and shamelessly cheeky slogan, this is the kind of stag do t-shirt that gets noticed straight away. It is playful, outrageous and built for the groom or the mate who does not mind stealing attention on the pub crawl, at the airport, on the golf day or all weekend long. Made from soft yet sturdy cotton, this tee has a relaxed classic fit that feels easy to wear from day one. The medium-weight fabric gives it a quality feel without being too heavy, making it ideal for long days, big nights and whatever chaos the stag weekend brings. The retro-inspired print adds character, while the ribbed collar and taped shoulders help it hold its shape after repeated wear and washing. Available in 12 colours, this is a proper standout piece for anyone putting together funny stag do outfits, matching group t-shirts or a memorable gift for the groom. Product features 100% US cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner fit and reduced waste Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner labels and DTG for main artwork for crisp, detailed designs Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with 2-year EU warranty Care instructions Non-chlorine: bleach as needed Do not iron Do not dryclean Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) Tumble dry: low heat EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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