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Celebrate your greatest achievement with the Once the Fastest Sperm Funny Tee, a brilliantly stupid design made for lads who love rude humour, big laughs and causing a scene. With its bold trophy style graphic and cheeky joke, this is the kind of tee that gets spotted across the pub, the bar crawl or the whole stag weekend. It is perfect for anyone looking for funny t shirts that lean into outrageous humour without holding back.This tee is a top pick for stag groups, birthday nights out, festivals and anyone who loves novelty t-shirts with a shameless edge. Whether you are buying for the groom, the best man or the mate who always ends up being the centre of attention, this design delivers the right mix of embarrassing, funny and unforgettable. It works especially well as one of those embarrassing stag t-shirts that gets the whole group laughing before the first round has even landed.Available in over 12 colours, the Once the Fastest Sperm Funny Tee gives you plenty of choice to match your party theme, favourite colour or group look. It is ideal for anyone searching for funny stag t shirts, stag do t shirts, outrageous t shirts or standout novelty t-shirts that bring instant humour to the occasion. If you want a loud, cheeky and conversation starting tee for a stag trip, this one does the job perfectly.Product features 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner silhouette and less fabric waste Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main graphic ensures crisp, colorful art Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape and tear-away label for lasting shape and scratch-free wear Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton; made in Nicaragua with 2-year EU warranty Care instructions Non-chlorine: bleach as needed Do not iron Do not dryclean Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) Tumble dry: low heat EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat
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