Bad Shirt Club
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£29.99
The Unicorn Poo Shorts from Bad Shirt Club are exactly what they sound like, and that's precisely the point. Designed for the gym, the pool, the beach or anywhere that calls for maximum personality, these are the shorts you wear when you're done with boring. Pair them with a matching Bad Shirt Club shirt or polo and a Bad Shirt Club bucket hat for a complete loud outfit that nobody in the room will be forgetting in a hurry. Hilarious, wearable and genuinely conversation-starting — this is what a bad outfit looks like when it's done properly. The all-over print is unashamedly brilliant. Set against a bright bubblegum pink background, the fabric is covered in oversized cartoon poo emojis — each one rendered in full rainbow-stripe glory, layered in violet, blue, green, yellow, orange and red bands with a glossy white highlight running down the swirl. Colourful confetti streamers in every shade scatter between the motifs, adding to the chaotic, celebratory energy. The illustration style is bold and cartoon-outlined in thick black, giving the whole print a pop-art punch that's impossible to ignore. There is nothing subtle about this pattern. There was never meant to be. Made from 90% recycled polyester and 10% spandex, the Unicorn Poo Shorts are built to move with you whether you're in the gym, the sea or the garden. The four-way stretch fabric gives you full range of motion without restriction, while the lightweight, fast-drying construction means they're ready to go again as soon as you're out of the water. The 5-inch inseam sits at a comfortable length for most activities, the elastic waistband and drawstring keep things secure, and three zippered pockets — two on the sides, one at the back — make sure your essentials stay put. No interior liner, just clean, breezy comfort all day. Bad Shirt Club is more than a brand that makes outrageously funny shorts. Every purchase supports our mission to raise awareness and funds for mental health charities. We believe that weari
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