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The Stop Staring at My Cock Tee is a full-volume statement piece built for lads weekends, pre-wedding carnage and nights that start sensible and end blurry. Featuring a bold illustrated rooster with serious attitude and a headline that does all the talking, this tee is guaranteed to get laughs, double takes and at least one awkward interaction with a stranger.Designed for the groom, the alpha of the group or anyone who’s fully committed to being that guy on the stag, this shirt thrives in pubs, clubs, airports and anywhere good taste goes to die. The punchy graphic pops on premium soft cotton, making it as comfortable as it is unapologetic.Whether you’re leading the charge, embarrassing the groom or just embracing peak stag energy, this tee delivers exactly what it promises: attention.Product features 100% cotton (solid colors) medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for durable, comfortable wear Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste Ribbed knit collar and shoulder twill tape for shape retention and stability Combination DTF (sleeve/inner label) and DTG printing for crisp, detailed graphics Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty, made in Nicaragua Care instructions Non-chlorine: bleach as needed Do not iron Do not dryclean Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) Tumble dry: low heat EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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