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Set sail for maximum bad taste with the “Long, Hard & Full of Seamen” Funny Submarine Tee, a brilliantly childish design made for lads who love rude jokes, big laughs and causing a scene wherever they go. If your idea of a quality outfit involves double meanings, outrageous banter and a t shirt that gets instant reactions, this one is right on target.Featuring a grinning yellow submarine packed with seamen and a bold retro style graphic, this is the kind of tee that does all the talking for you. It is loud, stupid, unforgettable and exactly what you want from a proper party shirt.Perfect for stag dos, pub crawls, festivals, holidays, birthdays and any occasion where subtlety is absolutely not invited, this is one of those funny t shirts people spot straight away. It also makes a top tier gift for the mate with zero shame and a very questionable sense of humour.Available in over 12 colours, the “Long, Hard & Full of Seamen” Funny Submarine Tee is ideal if you are looking for offensive t shirts, rude t shirts, outrageous t shirts or standout novelty t-shirts that bring proper chaos to the group chat and the night out.Why you will love it: Bold rude submarine graphic with massive stag do energy Perfect for embarrassing stag t-shirts and funny stag t shirts Great for parties, weekends away, festivals and drinking sessions Unisex fit with a comfortable everyday feel Available in more than 12 colours Ideal for anyone who collects ridiculous stag do t shirts If you are after a t shirt that is shameless, hilarious and guaranteed to get comments, the “Long, Hard & Full of Seamen” Funny Submarine Tee is ready to dive straight into your wardrobe.Product features 100% cotton solid colours; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing construction Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and durability Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main graphic for sharp, lasting detail Tear-away l
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