The Shroom Shorts are built for people who have absolutely no interest in blending in. Designed for the gym, the pool, the beach, or any occasion where looking completely unhinged is the whole point, these are the loudest, most outrageously fun shorts you will pull on all year. Pair them with a matching Shroom Bad Shirt or polo and a Bad Shirt Club bucket hat for a full head-to-toe look that will make strangers stop mid-sentence and stare. Whether you are training, swimming or simply lounging with nowhere to be, these are the boldest, most conversation-starting shorts in the room, and you will love every second of it. The pattern is a neon fever dream set against a deep black background that makes every motif pop like a blacklight poster come to life. Chunky pink mushrooms with bright yellow stems twist across the fabric alongside grinning cartoon skulls, adorable white ghosts trailing squiggly limbs, and neon rainbow arcs in pink, yellow and green. Disco ball pumpkins shimmer in lime and gold, while purple pizza slices reveal tiny skull faces staring back at you. Pink bats with green wings swoop between multicoloured flowers centred with grinning skull faces, and white hands make peace signs from fluffy pink clouds, each wrist wrapped in a bracelet that reads LOVE. Stray spiders, floating eyes and coiled snakes fill the gaps between the chaos. The overall effect is somewhere between Halloween, a rave and the inside of a very creative mind, and it looks absolutely spectacular on a pair of shorts. Made from 90% recycled polyester and 10% spandex, the Shroom Shorts are built to move with you and keep up with whatever you are doing. The fabric is lightweight, stretchy and fast-drying, making them just as at home in the pool as they are in the gym or on the sofa. Four-way stretch gives you complete freedom of movement whether you are going hard in a training session or doing absolutely nothing productive at all. With a 5-inch inseam, an elasticated waistband with a whit
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