Meet the most outrageous eye test you will ever wear. The Whispering Eye Opticians Logo Tee is a stag do classic in the making, turning a cheeky double meaning and cartoon artwork into the rudest brand you wish was real.Front and centre is the Whispering Eye Opticians logo, complete with wide awake eye, lashes and lips, framed by bold typography and the slogan “We will see you coming”. Printed in bright, high contrast colours, it stands out across bar lights, nightclub photos and airport departures. Whether you are the groom, best man or chief mischief maker, this is the stag do tee that tells everyone exactly what kind of night they are in for.Made from soft, mid weight cotton, this T shirt is built for long sessions and longer stories. The unisex cut suits most body shapes, with enough room to move, dance and down shots without feeling squeezed. Neckline and seams are reinforced so your favourite rude T shirt survives more than one big weekend.This Whispering Eye Opticians tee comes in twelve colours, from clean clinic white to loud brights and darker shades for the more subtle offender. Pick a single colour for the whole stag group, or mix colours so the groom stands out from the rest of the squad. Designed as part of the Shit Shirt Club stag do tee range, it is ideal for: airport outfits, bar crawls, comedy costume changes, theme nights and the morning after fry up. It also doubles as an instant conversation starter at festivals, lads holidays or any night where you want questionable humour and great photos.Product features Shoulder twill tape to prevent stretching and keep shape Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette Ribbed seamless collar for elastic recovery and long-lasting shape Medium-weight 100% cotton (5.3 oz/yd²) with smooth printing surface; select heathers include cotton/poly blends DTG and DTF-printed graphics for crisp, detailed artwork; tear-away label for scratch-free comfort Care instructions Non-chlorine: bleach as
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