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Because the night was never going to be sensible anyway.The We Make Pour Decisions tee is a stag do classic built for lads who fully accept that alcohol will be in charge. Featuring a bold beer pour graphic and a painfully accurate slogan, this shirt sets expectations early and excuses behaviour later.Perfect for the groom, best man or the entire group if you’re committing to the bit. From airport beers to last orders and everything you won’t remember in between, this tee is made for pub crawls, bar takeovers and questionable late night choices.Printed on soft premium cotton with a relaxed unisex fit, it’s comfortable enough for all day drinking and durable enough to survive whatever the night throws at it. Available in a range of colour t shirts so you can match the crew or let the groom stand out.Product features Durable, smooth 100% cotton fabric for solid colors (medium 180 g/m² weight) Tubular knit construction—no side seams for a cleaner silhouette and reduced waste Ribbed, elastic collar and shoulder twill tape to retain shape and prevent stretching Dual printing: crisp DTF for sleeves/inner labels and DTG for main artwork Tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified materials; ethically sourced US cotton and 2-year EU warranty Care instructions Non-chlorine: bleach as needed Do not iron Do not dryclean Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) Tumble dry: low heat EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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